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	<title>Daniel Keyes &#187; Government Services</title>
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		<title>Your tax dollars at work.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Keyes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Government Services]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Absurdity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homelessness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tax Dollars]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And how will this help the homless? You&#8217;ll have to ask David Miller that one.
The city is giving $100 pre-paid Visa cards to people who agree to pretend they&#8217;re homeless when Toronto conducts its needs assessment of those without shelter.
In an e-mail sent out last week to different social agencies and individuals, city employee Monica [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Torontonians - Doing The Jobs The Homeless Won't Do" href="http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/011044.html" target="_blank">And how will this help the homless?</a> You&#8217;ll have to ask David Miller that one.</p>
<blockquote><p>The city is giving $100 pre-paid Visa cards to people who agree to pretend they&#8217;re homeless when Toronto conducts its needs assessment of those without shelter.</p>
<p>In an e-mail sent out last week to different social agencies and individuals, city employee Monica Waldman said they are looking for &#8220;tons&#8221; of people to sign up to be &#8220;decoys&#8221; on April 15, the night scheduled for the city&#8217;s second homeless head count.</p>
<p>&#8220;Decoys are essentially &#8216;faux&#8217; homeless people for quality assurance purposes in this research,&#8221; she wrote. &#8220;As a decoy, you would need to come to a 30-minute training session and then be deployed to various sites throughout the city where you will wait to be approached by the research volunteers.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>&#8220;Take a number, wait your fucking turn&#8221; – The joy of using public services</title>
		<link>http://danielkeyes.ca/journal/2009/03/09/the-joy-of-publicly-run-services/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Keyes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Government Services]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Public vs Private]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A recent visit to the emergency room with a friend of mine came to mind when I watched this.
That also reminds me: I need to renew my passport&#8230;

The New F***ing Citibank &#8211; watch more funny videos
Read this too
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A recent visit to the emergency room with a friend of mine came to mind when I watched this.</p>
<p>That also reminds me: I need to renew my passport&#8230;</p>
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<div style="text-align: left; font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0pt; width: 512px;"><a title="from FOD Team, Eric Appel, and Seth " href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c130f64d6f/the-new-f-ing-citibank">The New F***ing Citibank</a> &#8211; watch more <a style="text-decoration: none;" title="on Funny or Die" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">funny videos</a></div>
<p><a title="Canada's public service -- can't be fired, can't be satisfied" href="http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2008/12/17/national-post-editorial-board-canada-s-public-service-can-t-be-fired-can-t-be-satisfied.aspx" target="_blank">Read this too</a></p>
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